The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Charlie Sheen addictalcoholicanonymous Change image and share on social
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it. Charlie Sheen bringready Change image and share on social
I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible. Charlie Sheen accessibledutyguy Change image and share on social
Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course. Charlie Sheen empowerfamehandle Change image and share on social
As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? Charlie Sheen dealfailurekid Change image and share on social
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. Charlie Sheen agebehaveguy Change image and share on social
What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes. Charlie Sheen assassinboomgnarlingtons share on social
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls. Charlie Sheen beautifulbigbrain Change image and share on social
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. Charlie Sheen airbrodeploy share on social