That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Charlie Sheen americanmorallypresident Change image and share on social
I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. Charlie Sheen breathedefeatearthworm Change image and share on social
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. Charlie Sheen bigcampday Change image and share on social
Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. Charlie Sheen dadfamilyforever Change image and share on social
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. Charlie Sheen asleepfocusforty Change image and share on social
The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Charlie Sheen addictalcoholicanonymous Change image and share on social
It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. Charlie Sheen actbrainday share on social
You can't process me with a normal brain. Charlie Sheen brainnormalprocess Change image and share on social
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. Charlie Sheen blindcuddlyfill Change image and share on social
