But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. Charlie Sheen asleepfocusforty Change image and share on social
I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future. Charlie Sheen dealdoorfuture share on social
We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art. Charlie Sheen artdevelopfortune share on social
For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view. Charlie Sheen flyhanghotties Change image and share on social
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. Charlie Sheen ballplayergoldenmarriage Change image and share on social
Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting. Charlie Sheen actbattlebomb Change image and share on social
What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money. Charlie Sheen carechildhoodclass Change image and share on social
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. Charlie Sheen anymorebicepbig Change image and share on social
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast. Charlie Sheen achievedriveearn Change image and share on social
It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. Charlie Sheen actbrainday share on social
