Charles M. Schulz

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

On my body, I use Kai body butter. It smells really nice and it's fresh and creamy. When it's really cold out, I go with some good ol' Nivea cream.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I pulled cotton at 6 years old and worked on the peanut farm and paper route.