Charles Baudelaire

Hypocrite reader my fellow my brother!

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

We are all born marked for evil.

My legs are nice, my lips are shapely, and my breasts are pretty. They popped up when I was 11 and they weren't small then. I was teased, but now those kids wish they had what I have!

I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish.

I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else.