Charles Baudelaire

Hypocrite reader my fellow my brother!

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

We are all born marked for evil.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish.

I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.