Cesar Millan

We're the only species who follow unstable leaders. This is true - it has little to do with America - around the world, pack leaders are unstable. Animals don't follow that.

Children are becoming disobedient... why, because of the lack of rules boundaries and limitations.

In America, dogs are viewed by their names first, breed second. And dogs live behind walls. It's an unnatural point of view.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

If I had written something, and I had written myself into a corner, I didn't abandon it. Because I remembered: There's always more.

I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees.