Casey Stengel

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win.

If this TV success had come in my twenties and I'd become a heart-throb, I would have been very stupid. I would have got into a lot of situations that I really wished I hadn't.

I love discussing the ins and outs of the collaborative nature of writing.