Calvin Trillin

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

The free sharing and teaching of open source is incompatible with the notion of the solitary genius.