Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes car chauffer drive
Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon. Bud Abbott deadhookpigeon Change image and share on social
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody. Bud Abbott europeguymake Change image and share on social
It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television? Bud Abbott abbottborecostello Change image and share on social
I'm more to my family than a wonderful, luminous cook. I'm also a wonderful, luminous butler and a wonderful, luminous chauffer. And checkbook. I'm a luminous checkbook, too. MaryJanice Davidson butlerchauffercheckbook Change image and share on social
The standardization of world culture, with local popular or traditional forms driven out or dumbed down to make way for American television, American music, food, clothes and films, has been seen by many as the very heart of globalization. Fredric Jameson americanclotheculture share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social