Bryan Callen

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

Football is controlled violence, but it is violence, which people have loved to watch since the gladiatorial contests in ancient Rome.

We were very fortunate that the carriers weren't in the harbor.

If you compare NASA's annual budget to explore the heavens, that one year budget would fund NOAA's budget to explore the oceans for 1,600 years.