Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. Bryan Callen comedynecessarilysurprise Change image and share on social
Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children. Bryan Callen aggressionaggressivealpha Change image and share on social
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun! Bryan Callen attractbreakfun Change image and share on social
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. Bryan Callen cardateguy Change image and share on social
You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job. Bryan Callen auditiondaygood share on social
If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer. Bryan Callen cheerpeopleroll Change image and share on social
I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do. Bryan Callen lotpeopletalk Change image and share on social
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. Bryan Callen carriercomparecontest Change image and share on social
