Top 25 Quotes by Bruce Vilanch

About Bruce Vilanch

These are some quotes by American author Bruce Vilanch Comedian, who was born on November 23, 1948.

I do a lot of screen re-writing.

I do a lot of screen re-writing.

Bruce Vilanch

I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died. I had a director find Jesus. And the pictures just don't get made.

I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died. I had a director find Jesus. And the pictures just don't get made.

Bruce Vilanch

When AIDS hit, lots of people banded together to take care of each other and do what the government wasn't doing. When you grow up Jewish, as I have, you learn that everybody hates you, no one's going to help you, and you have to take care of yourself. That's a great maxim to the gay community, and we took it to heart; we took care of our own.

Bruce Vilanch

I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches.

I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches.

Bruce Vilanch

Musicals have clearly gotten more physical. You never saw Ethel Merman doing step aerobics.

Musicals have clearly gotten more physical. You never saw Ethel Merman doing step aerobics.

Bruce Vilanch

I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook.

I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook.

Bruce Vilanch

What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

Bruce Vilanch

I've learned that most of gay America is coupled up, or looking to be. No wonder gay marriage has such traction. So many of us are already in it, so of course we want the legal benefits.

I've learned that most of gay America is coupled up, or looking to be. No wonder gay marriage has such traction. So many of us are already in it, so of course we want the legal benefits.

Bruce Vilanch

As I'm always fond of telling hosts at the Oscars who are doing it for their first time, for everybody who wins, there are four people who don't. As the evening wears on, the room fills up with losers, and then they are bitter.

Bruce Vilanch

My assistant says I'm an eBay auction waiting to happen. I have a very large collection of T-shirts... about 4,000 now. Maybe I'll pillage it someday. I have resisted the offers to do a line of T-shirts.

Bruce Vilanch

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