It's really live television, the way God meant it to be. Bruce Vilanch godlivemean Change image and share on social
Every single line on the Oscar show is negotiated. Unless you've been there, you have no idea how it is put together. It's like nothing else on earth. I'm writing a book about it, but I have to throw in my sexual escapades to make sure it sells. Bruce Vilanch bookearthescapade share on social
What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh. Bruce Vilanch laughmakenixon Change image and share on social
For years, I was compared to Wookiees, especially after I did the 'Star Wars Holiday Special.' I have some photos of me with a few of the Wookiees on the set, and it's hard to tell us apart. Bruce Vilanch comparehardholiday Change image and share on social
Musicals have clearly gotten more physical. You never saw Ethel Merman doing step aerobics. Bruce Vilanch aerobicethelmerman Change image and share on social
I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook. Bruce Vilanch chinfranciscohave Change image and share on social
I've learned that most of gay America is coupled up, or looking to be. No wonder gay marriage has such traction. So many of us are already in it, so of course we want the legal benefits. Bruce Vilanch americabenefitcouple Change image and share on social
Who knew we had all this O.C.D. in the world? Well actually, I suppose it's pretty obvious. It explains Sudoku, doesn't it? Bruce Vilanch explainknowobvious Change image and share on social
My assistant says I'm an eBay auction waiting to happen. I have a very large collection of T-shirts... about 4,000 now. Maybe I'll pillage it someday. I have resisted the offers to do a line of T-shirts. Bruce Vilanch 000assistantauction share on social
