It's really live television, the way God meant it to be. Bruce Vilanch godlivemean Change image and share on social
My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit over my own natural fat suit. I turned to the audience and said, 'Now you know why I spent six years in a square.' Bruce Vilanch audiencebroadwayfall share on social
They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get paid a lot because they're working on the Oscars show. It's the biggest show in the world. Bruce Vilanch bighumongouslot Change image and share on social
I have one rave 'New York Times' review framed next to a flop 'Los Angeles Times' review. And it's for the same show. These people watched the same show. That's what happens. They love it, they hate it. Bruce Vilanch angelesflopframe share on social
For years, I was compared to Wookiees, especially after I did the 'Star Wars Holiday Special.' I have some photos of me with a few of the Wookiees on the set, and it's hard to tell us apart. Bruce Vilanch comparehardholiday Change image and share on social
Of course I adored and wanted to be Catwoman. That goes without saying. Bruce Vilanch adorecatwomanwant Change image and share on social
I think I intimidate hecklers because I weigh more than most of them. Bruce Vilanch hecklerintimidateweigh Change image and share on social
Who knew we had all this O.C.D. in the world? Well actually, I suppose it's pretty obvious. It explains Sudoku, doesn't it? Bruce Vilanch explainknowobvious Change image and share on social
Generally with the Oscars or the Emmys there isn't much you can do until the nominations are announced. Then you know what kind of year you're dealing with - what's been overlooked, what the issues are. Bruce Vilanch announcedealemmys share on social
Every single line on the Oscar show is negotiated. Unless you've been there, you have no idea how it is put together. It's like nothing else on earth. I'm writing a book about it, but I have to throw in my sexual escapades to make sure it sells. Bruce Vilanch bookearthescapade share on social
