My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit over my own natural fat suit. I turned to the audience and said, 'Now you know why I spent six years in a square.' Bruce Vilanch audiencebroadwayfall share on social
They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get paid a lot because they're working on the Oscars show. It's the biggest show in the world. Bruce Vilanch bighumongouslot Change image and share on social
I have one rave 'New York Times' review framed next to a flop 'Los Angeles Times' review. And it's for the same show. These people watched the same show. That's what happens. They love it, they hate it. Bruce Vilanch angelesflopframe share on social
For years, I was compared to Wookiees, especially after I did the 'Star Wars Holiday Special.' I have some photos of me with a few of the Wookiees on the set, and it's hard to tell us apart. Bruce Vilanch comparehardholiday Change image and share on social
I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died. I had a director find Jesus. And the pictures just don't get made. Bruce Vilanch closediedirector Change image and share on social
Of course I adored and wanted to be Catwoman. That goes without saying. Bruce Vilanch adorecatwomanwant Change image and share on social
I think I intimidate hecklers because I weigh more than most of them. Bruce Vilanch hecklerintimidateweigh Change image and share on social
Generally with the Oscars or the Emmys there isn't much you can do until the nominations are announced. Then you know what kind of year you're dealing with - what's been overlooked, what the issues are. Bruce Vilanch announcedealemmys share on social
I write screenplays that don't get made and pilots that don't get picked up, and I re-write other people's movies, and those are all different kinds of fees. Bruce Vilanch feekindmake Change image and share on social
I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches. Bruce Vilanch havepitchscreenplay Change image and share on social
