I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes clever quote steal
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart. Brian Celio comedysmartstupid Change image and share on social
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel. Brian Celio divorceforcepixel Change image and share on social
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous. Brian Celio atheisticimaginelife Change image and share on social
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.' Steven Wright beddeathend Change image and share on social
I now know how to steal a watch when someone's wearing it. It's an excellent talent to have. Margot Robbie excellentstealtalent Change image and share on social
My parents brought us up in a very clever way, which was that they saw what we were interested in naturally, and then they encouraged whatever that may be. When I started sharing a keen interest in drama and the theater, instead of steering me away from it, they encouraged me to see plays and think about drama school. Kit Harington bringcleverdrama share on social