I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedy desk hit
When you're blessed, you've got to be sensitive to people that don't have and need to depend on somebody else to eat. Brandon T. Jackson blessdependeat Change image and share on social
My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over. Brandon T. Jackson francegrandmakind Change image and share on social
Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please? Brandon T. Jackson grandmamahappenlearn share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence J. Peter cleanclutterdesk Change image and share on social
I'm all in favor of people - myself included - going into the same territory if there's something that can be done with it. But if somebody says, 'Make a sequel to 'Heathers',' I feel like, no, someone should make a good movie that's a dark, satirical comedy that has that sensibility. Michael Lehmann comedydarkfavor share on social