Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes book dinner party
I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or a Kalamata olive than I have with Winston Churchill. Boris Johnson churchillcommoneye Change image and share on social
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. Boris Johnson chancedecapitateelvis Change image and share on social
It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them. Boris Johnson easyhardmake Change image and share on social
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. Sid Waddell badballdinner Change image and share on social
The American people need no course in philosophy or political science of church history to know that God should not be made into a celestial party chairman. Mario Cuomo americancelestialchairman Change image and share on social
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle. Mike Tyson beginbookcycle Change image and share on social