You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes close funny stop
Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?' Bob Newhart famousforgetperson Change image and share on social
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. Bob Newhart countrydenigratemean Change image and share on social
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. Bob Newhart backdealdistance Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
The thrill of a photo-realist painter is if you get really close to the painting, it looks just like a photograph. Whereas in my case, if you get close to my paintings, they totally fall apart - so I'm about as far from a photo-realist as it gets. Marilyn Minter caseclosefall share on social
For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because it was closer to how I felt, but I looked so dumb. So, I just stopped. It was like, 'I'm just going to look like a banker.' Kurt Braunohler appearancebankerclose share on social
