What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes humor pretty sense
Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?' Bob Newhart famousforgetperson Change image and share on social
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. Bob Newhart countrydenigratemean Change image and share on social
Stammering is different than stuttering. Stutterers have trouble with the letters, while stammerers trip over entire parts of a sentence. We stammerers generally think of ourselves as very bright. Bob Newhart brightentiregenerally Change image and share on social
If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun! Nathan Myhrvold ballisticblockcamera Change image and share on social
I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love. Siobhan Fahey campgayhumour Change image and share on social
You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs. Daniel H. Wilson belongfindhope Change image and share on social
