When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. Bob Hope personallypianoplay Change image and share on social
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. Bob Hope actoraskbenny Change image and share on social
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope agemiddleshow Change image and share on social
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Bob Hope benefitblowhate Change image and share on social
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. Bob Hope englandhollywoodwill Change image and share on social
I have too much money invested in sweaters. Bob Hope investmoneysweater Change image and share on social
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Bob Hope feelnapnoon Change image and share on social
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope bathroombrotherdance Change image and share on social
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope hopelesslykisslazy Change image and share on social
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope dogfastmile Change image and share on social