I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Bob Hope benefitblowhate Change image and share on social
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope crowlibertymake Change image and share on social
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. Bob Hope englandhollywoodwill Change image and share on social
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope hopelesslykisslazy Change image and share on social
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. Bob Hope approachdirectionforty Change image and share on social
I have too much money invested in sweaters. Bob Hope investmoneysweater Change image and share on social
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Bob Hope feelnapnoon Change image and share on social
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope bathroombrotherdance Change image and share on social
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope dogfastmile Change image and share on social
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope burngoodhear Change image and share on social