Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

So I write melodies - thirty, forty, fifty - then I cast them off until I have just two or three. If only one is needed, I go see the director and ask him to decide.

You don't work on something for six years and be blind to the myriad of other approaches.

I get a kick out of watching a team defense me. A player moves two steps in one direction and I hit it two steps the other way. It goes right by his glove and I laugh.