Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You don't work on something for six years and be blind to the myriad of other approaches.

I get a kick out of watching a team defense me. A player moves two steps in one direction and I hit it two steps the other way. It goes right by his glove and I laugh.

So I write melodies - thirty, forty, fifty - then I cast them off until I have just two or three. If only one is needed, I go see the director and ask him to decide.