I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes feel nap noon
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Bob Hope chickenisraelsoup Change image and share on social
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope dogfastmile Change image and share on social
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope cakecandlecost Change image and share on social
After decades spent in rewrite rooms surrounded by other shouting writers, I discovered that I work best alone. I like being in charge of my time, working out the problems according to my own rhythms and being able to nap. That's a big one, the napping on demand! Maria Semple bigchargedecade share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
I go to a lot of events morning, noon and night when I'm not in Washington. Rodney Frelinghuysen eventlotmorning Change image and share on social