A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck birthdaydefendelectric Change image and share on social
I love getting scared. I find myself putting myself in situations like haunted houses or going to a haunted hospital for my birthday. Yes, I've actually done that. Selena Gomez birthdayfindhaunt Change image and share on social
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top. Navjot Singh Sidhu cakecherryred Change image and share on social
On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed. Kay Lenz 30thbirthdaybox Change image and share on social
Your children need your presence more than your presents. Jesse Jackson childpresencepresent Change image and share on social
I have friends who hide in their bedroom for three days every time they have another birthday. That's what brings the wrinkles! I didn't care when I turned 30 or 40 or 50. Maria Conchita Alonso bedroombirthdaybring Change image and share on social
Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom. Rene Russo birthdayblowcandle Change image and share on social
Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through. Loni Love birthdaycomicemceeing Change image and share on social
If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it. David Horowitz birthdaycartercelebrate share on social
I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. Sloane Crosley babybirthdaygood Change image and share on social
