George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work. Bill Cosby admireafarbooth Change image and share on social
I was 23 years old, a freshman at university, and there I was, on the first day, sitting in a remedial English class. I was so ashamed I almost got up and left, but somehow I knew inside that if I ran away from this, I would hate myself forever. Bill Cosby ashamedclassday share on social
I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive. Bill Cosby billcompetitivecosby share on social
The problems with kids having short attention spans is driven by entertainment, reset buttons on games, games having to do with getting somewhere and heads blowing up. Everything is 'cut to the chase, cut to the chase.' Bill Cosby attentionblowbutton share on social
If you have no faith, you've lost your battle. Bill Cosby battlefaithhave Change image and share on social
I've always heard about people having a conniption, but I've never seen one. Bill Cosby conniptionhavehear Change image and share on social
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. Bill Cosby americanbewilderchance Change image and share on social
I'm one of those who cut off seeing people after a certain time, when the weight is gone and they sound like the dementia is very advanced - I don't want to see that. I don't even go in to look at the body. That's not my last memory. Bill Cosby advancebodycut share on social
What kept me out of trouble is going right to the edge and then... thinking that my mother would be embarrassed, and that I didn't want to embarrass her, and that my father would be embarrassed, and I just didn't want to do that to my family. Bill Cosby edgeembarrassfamily share on social