Top 169 Quotes by Bill Cosby

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on the Internet. I am happy to share them. For this I was born.

You come to my comedy show to be entertained.

People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.'

There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.

I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.'

I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even with reruns today, people don't know there was a 'Dick Van Dyke Show,' or 'Andy Griffith,' or 'Cheers.'

I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them.