If I read the small print, and I see that what I love to taste has pantonaponamene or fake smeinlioaimine, then I have to hide in my room when I eat it. I'm still gonna eat it, it's just gonna be 'Don't come in here!' Bill Cosby eatfakegonna share on social
'The Cosby Show' made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar. Bill Cosby barcomedycosby Change image and share on social
I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities, about what's universal in their experiences. Bill Cosby bringdifferenceexperience Change image and share on social
George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words. Bill Cosby brilliantcarlinclever Change image and share on social
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. Bill Cosby bathroomchildcompany share on social
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. Bill Cosby closeeyeopen Change image and share on social
When my son was murdered, people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said, 'No, you can't go there. You have to understand that there is a devil, and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil.' Bill Cosby askdevilfelt share on social
I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them. Bill Cosby christianintentionallymisunderstand Change image and share on social
