Top 169 Quotes by Bill Cosby

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

You come to my comedy show to be entertained.

People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.'

There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.

I've said all along I've never competed with 'The Simpsons.' Not in my own mind.

I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, or the elevation of the hill. All you hear people talk about is what he didn't do.