Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' Ron Funches badfunnyjoke Change image and share on social
Many adult book authors supplement their income by teaching at the college level. Full-time professors fare well, but pay for adjunct professors is notoriously shabby. Children's book authors have a sweeter deal. We're invited by schools, libraries, law firms, and Fortune 500 companies to share our best writing tips and strategies. Kate Klise adjunctadultauthor share on social
Like measles, the reading bug is best caught when you are young. John Niven bugcatchmeasles Change image and share on social
I'm also very impressed with the best people in experimental electronic world, like Peta and Eckart Aillers and Finez and Jim O'Rourke and Oren Umbarci and Francesco Lopez. Most of them use the computer as their main instrument. John Frusciante aillerscomputereckart share on social
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. Joe Rogan actaudiencecompletely Change image and share on social
You've never seen me debate anybody. On anything. Ever. My investment of time, as an educator, in my judgment, is best served teaching people how to think about the world around them. Teach them how to pose a question. How to judge whether one thing is true versus another. What the laws of physics say. Neil deGrasse Tyson debateeducatorhave share on social
When I do my best work, the stories tend to be pretty emotionally-charged. Jeff Lemire chargeemotionallypretty Change image and share on social
In the spring of 1984, I was crushed not to make my Little League All-Star team. I will not go into too much detail, but imagine all your best friends were invited to a one-month party, and you weren't. You could watch it from afar but never get past the fence line. It was an early and abrupt welcome to adolescent loneliness. Brian Shactman abruptadolescentafar share on social
Among my European ancestors were piano builders, goldsmiths, and vintners but, to the best of my knowledge, no professionals of any kind. Herbert A. Simon ancestorbuildereuropean Change image and share on social
I'm on this eternal quest to get the best guitar sound in the world, but my vision of what is 'the best' changes every time I go into the studio. Sometimes my goal is to make my guitar jump out, and sometimes I want it to lay back. James Hetfield backeternalgoal share on social