Top 86 Quotes by Bernie Mac

About Bernie Mac

These are some quotes by American author Bernie Mac Actor, who lived between October 5, 1958 and August 9, 2008.

As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.

As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.

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I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - who gets no credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I loved them all, and I used to just take a page out of all of them.

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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.

I think a lot of TV insults the audience.

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I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to hold you.

I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to hold you.

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The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.

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I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

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I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

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I've never been no superficial cat.

I've never been no superficial cat.

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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

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