I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal. Bernie Mac blackcoalfingerprint Change image and share on social
I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them. Bernie Mac billcagneycosby share on social
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. Bernie Mac beerboatchance Change image and share on social
Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me. Bernie Mac makestand Change image and share on social
When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge. Bernie Mac footprintgodgonna Change image and share on social
Black audiences are hard. They always think they're better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them. Bernie Mac audienceblackextra Change image and share on social
I came from a place where there wasn't a lot of joy. Bernie Mac joylotplace Change image and share on social
As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems. Bernie Mac catchdiggang Change image and share on social
I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to hold you. Bernie Mac comedyhavehold Change image and share on social
I think a lot of TV insults the audience. Bernie Mac audienceinsultlot Change image and share on social
