When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures. Bernie Mac mindonstagepressure Change image and share on social
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. Bernie Mac comedyhurtpain Change image and share on social
I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun. Bernie Mac 45sberettasclean share on social
I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn't changed much in forty-five years. Our house was on 66th and Blackstone, but the city tore it down when the rats took over. Bernie Mac 66thareabear share on social
I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. Bernie Mac extraordinaryfallguy Change image and share on social
I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn't care about being cool. Bernie Mac careclowncool share on social