You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. Bernie Mac baconbreakbreakfast Change image and share on social
I love my daughter, but there's a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know? Bernie Mac daughteremotionfelt Change image and share on social
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father - who I had only recently met - died. Bernie Mac brotherdaydead share on social
I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that. Bernie Mac armbackbreak Change image and share on social
I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. Bernie Mac extraordinaryfallguy Change image and share on social
I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn't care about being cool. Bernie Mac careclowncool share on social