Like a lot of black people, I grew up straight po'. Wasn't no question about whether we was po', either. If you really wanted to know, all you had to do was look in our refrigerator. Bernie Mac blackgrowlot Change image and share on social
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. Bernie Mac comedyhurtpain Change image and share on social
I ain't running for office. I ain't running for nothing. Bernie Mac officerun Change image and share on social
My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense. Bernie Mac changefoolishnesshumor Change image and share on social
If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else. Bernie Mac bendbiglaugh Change image and share on social
People like rumors. They're going to say things like, 'You was at the club with Lil' Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.' You can't get upset. You've got to keep hope alive. Bernie Mac aliveclubfight Change image and share on social
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' Bernie Mac girlfriendgraduategrandfather Change image and share on social
You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy. Bernie Mac cameradestroylight Change image and share on social
You don't see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can't play the game. I can't - my tolerance - I know I'm getting old; I'll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I'm getting old? 'Cause my tolerance level is low. Bernie Mac angelesbackgame share on social
