Top 86 Quotes by Bernie Mac

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.

My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.

I don't ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.

Fear is not one of my attributes.

You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.

I've been in training for stardom.

Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? 'Cause he had problems.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

There's no success story. Everybody's got a ghetto story. You always want to make it bigger than what it is.