Bernie Mac

I have so much respect for what's funny.

My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.

My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.

I think when judges are in the position of authority, they really get bent out of shape when someone tells them they acted inappropriately.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.