The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost. Bennett Cerf brahmdetroitlose Change image and share on social
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. Bennett Cerf agebaldclassmate Change image and share on social
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. Bennett Cerf badlygrossignorance Change image and share on social
For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. Bennett Cerf beautifulbellyhearty Change image and share on social
The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we? Bennett Cerf ageatomicstay Change image and share on social
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. Bennett Cerf blessbringlaughter Change image and share on social
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. Bennett Cerf eatgoodmake Change image and share on social
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy. Bennett Cerf crazyfame Change image and share on social
