Bennett Cerf

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

I don't have slim children. I have hearty ones.

Recently, I was in Bernalda, my dad's ancestral home town in Italy. He has just refurbished a palazzo and turned it into a hotel, so we had my sister's wedding there. It was beautiful.

I have a little bit of a belly, a tiny bit of pooch. It's the one thing I don't want to lose. I just like having some softness. If I lose that, then Tom might leave me.