Ben Jonson

And though thou hadst small Latin, and less Greek.

In small proportions we just beauties see; And in short measures, life may perfect be.

O, for an engine, to keep back all clocks, or make the sun forget his motion!

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company.

I remember, when they started remaking 'Star Wars,' the fury that surrounded that whole thing, and, 'How dare they?' But now, that's just a common denominator.