I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for the bread they use Martin's potato rolls which is just the best hamburger buns ever. Aziz Ansari breadbunburger Change image and share on social
Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don't want to hear you do that again. Aziz Ansari bitcentralclassic Change image and share on social
I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat. Aziz Ansari amazedayexercise Change image and share on social
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. Aziz Ansari cookdishwasherfun Change image and share on social
The whole idea of love is scary - so is being with someone for the rest of your life and being happy with them for the rest of your life. There's lots of research to suggest that, actually, love's not really that simple. Aziz Ansari happyidealife share on social
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it'll flop. Aziz Ansari bunchflopjoke Change image and share on social
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. Aziz Ansari babydumbhave Change image and share on social
Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever. Aziz Ansari busydifficultgame Change image and share on social
It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing. Aziz Ansari consistentlyhardhour Change image and share on social
One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack. Aziz Ansari bigburgerfriend Change image and share on social
