It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing. Aziz Ansari consistentlyhardhour Change image and share on social
One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack. Aziz Ansari bigburgerfriend Change image and share on social
Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy. Aziz Ansari comediancoolguy Change image and share on social
I'm so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with or work with. That's such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them. Aziz Ansari blesscrushjealous Change image and share on social
It's hard to really get that excited about movies. Think about it like this: how many good comedy movies come out a year? Maybe one or two? And then, in those movies, what are the chances that there's a character that I'm the best fit to play? It's really small! Aziz Ansari chancecharactercomedy share on social
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up. Aziz Ansari cooljokemake Change image and share on social
I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. Aziz Ansari comedyeatfood Change image and share on social
Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig. Aziz Ansari actanimationgig Change image and share on social
I don't think you can describe your ideal girl. A big part of that is just meeting someone and really clicking with them and wanting to hang out with them all of the time. Aziz Ansari bigclickdescribe Change image and share on social
I know my fan base is a smart group of people. Aziz Ansari basefangroup Change image and share on social
