Aziz Ansari

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.

I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for the bread they use Martin's potato rolls which is just the best hamburger buns ever.

I don't think you can describe your ideal girl. A big part of that is just meeting someone and really clicking with them and wanting to hang out with them all of the time.

Positioning the brand and regaining trust are all smart things for us to do and those are the litmus tests for any decisions we make.

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.