Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes accept comedian people
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up. Aziz Ansari cooljokemake Change image and share on social
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. Aziz Ansari cookdishwasherfun Change image and share on social
I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for the bread they use Martin's potato rolls which is just the best hamburger buns ever. Aziz Ansari breadbunburger Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality. George Weinberg acceptactbox Change image and share on social
