Augusto Pinochet

I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.

I regret and suffer those losses, but it's God's will. He will pardon me if I committed excesses, but I don't think I did.

Everything I did, all my actions, all of the problems I had I dedicate to God and to Chile, because I kept Chile from becoming Communist.

Twice a week I would receive injections or IV's of Factor VIII which clotted the blood and then broke it down.

I think it's obvious that democracy is something that is contagious, and it always has been.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.