Art Buchwald

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year.