Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun. April Winchell aspectcancerdemoralize Change image and share on social
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. April Winchell childchristmasdead Change image and share on social
Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks. April Winchell amountbigchocolate share on social
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill. April Winchell baggarbagehand Change image and share on social
I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. April Winchell abilityadvantageafraid Change image and share on social
I always like to get local music when I'm in another country. April Winchell countrylocalmusic Change image and share on social
The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing. April Winchell askdisturbguest Change image and share on social
I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do. April Winchell apologizewholeheartedly Change image and share on social
Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we? April Winchell entertainmentplaystop Change image and share on social
I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights. April Winchell daymigrainenight Change image and share on social
