Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. April Winchell childchristmasdead Change image and share on social
I always like to get local music when I'm in another country. April Winchell countrylocalmusic Change image and share on social
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill. April Winchell baggarbagehand Change image and share on social
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. April Winchell dayliemorning Change image and share on social
I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them. April Winchell banddarkglow Change image and share on social
I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. April Winchell badboyfriendcomputer Change image and share on social
I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. April Winchell abilityadvantageafraid Change image and share on social
The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing. April Winchell askdisturbguest Change image and share on social
Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we? April Winchell entertainmentplaystop Change image and share on social
Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks. April Winchell amountbigchocolate share on social
