Top 18 Quotes by April Winchell

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I never have anything to talk about.

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.