Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. Ambrose Bierce agreeablearisecontemplate Change image and share on social
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher. Ambrose Bierce analyzecalldelusion Change image and share on social
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. Ambrose Bierce beautycharmhusband Change image and share on social
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping. Ambrose Bierce adjconcernjealous Change image and share on social
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff. Ambrose Bierce blufffallhard Change image and share on social
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world. Ambrose Bierce faithgreatirreligion Change image and share on social
Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. Ambrose Bierce digesteatedible Change image and share on social
Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience. Ambrose Bierce bestowcompensationconscience Change image and share on social
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree. Ambrose Bierce degreelazinesslow Change image and share on social
Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced. Ambrose Bierce acquaintanceembraceenable Change image and share on social
