Ambrose Bierce

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

Praise out of season, or tactlessly bestowed, can freeze the heart as much as blame.

I'm addicted to a really tough workout. I like to be drenched in sweat when I'm done because I feel accomplished.