Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes aunt beard uncle
That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.' Alvah Bessie canarycatswallow Change image and share on social
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. Alvah Bessie dealexpecthave Change image and share on social
So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here. Alvah Bessie backbombaygal Change image and share on social
I always wanted to be a surgeon, because I had a lot of admiration for my father, who is also a surgeon. I also wanted to be a heart surgeon. That was motivated by the fact that my young aunt, a sister of my dad, died in her early 20s of a correctable heart disease. Magdi Yacoub 20sadmirationaunt share on social
When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it. Rolf Harris animalbeardcreep Change image and share on social
I've often thought having a politician for a parent must be like having a constantly embarrassing uncle. Johann Lamont constantlyembarrasshave Change image and share on social
