The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time. Alan Patrick Herbert breakfastcriticalmatrimony Change image and share on social
A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. Alan Patrick Herbert highbrowkindperson Change image and share on social
The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. Alan Patrick Herbert admireconceptioncross Change image and share on social
If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. Alan Patrick Herbert descendearthghastly Change image and share on social
Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it. Alan Patrick Herbert findstop Change image and share on social
