Alan Patrick Herbert

Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

There's no buying a greasy breakfast in L.A. - it's all organic juices.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

Color is a very critical thing. I've found that architects don't like colors. Engineers too. And so somebody has to stand in. Because this is the finish of it. It is the emotional part of a structure.