Alan Jay Lerner

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?