Alan Alda

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

I fix my grandchildren's computers.

I think I look better in a suit than a loincloth. So that may define some of the parts I play.

Good authors mature over time: it does take awhile.

People really do make the assumption that I had some weirdo Hollywood upbringing, but my parents are incredibly down-to-earth people who worked really hard to raise us in a way that was health.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.