Al McGuire

Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.

I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious.

Women ought to be fully guarded by law in all rights of property, labor, profession, etc.; but, roughly stated, the voting population ought to represent the fighting population.

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.